Thursday 29 November 2007

Dat VET! :(

I'z gotted to go to d'VET's last night, so I could ride in the car on Dad's lap and save any embarrassing accidents in the PTU. It's only about 1 minute away in d'car, but I'z so hates PTU trips that I always pees and poops in it and then horror of horrors I'z has to have a bath! :(

Anyway I'z gotted to d'VET's with my dignity intact and because I'z a good housemate and furriend to Ramses, I'z opted to go first (and get it over and done with). Anyway d'VET wasn't our usual lady vet, but I letted him touch me... Dat was my first mistake, cause he had big hands and wasn't all careful like where he putted the poky! :( So I'z did what any Mancat would have done in my place and hissed at him... :) Well the silly fing jumped and acted like some silly scaredy sheep! ;) It was funny watching him freak out I'z must say, so when he gaved me my booster shots I yowled so loud I bet he peed himself... :)

So as an act of revenge he tolded Mummy that I should really loose .5Kg, honestly if you'd seen him you'd have tolded him he needed to loose a lot more than .5Kg himself and while he was at it his furs weren't looking in good condition, so maybe he needed to have a bath and some flea treatment before he was given a good long brushing! But just to be on the safe side I'z fink I'z should have been allowed to shove a thermometer up his #13 to make sure he wasn't gettin' sick! ;) It would have maded me feel better to have been able to do that, honest it would, cause not once did he bother to say how lovely I was... :( Just that I needed to loose a bit of weight and would probably need to have my teefs cleaned soon! I'z now feelin' most indignant!

9 comments:

LZ said...

I'm glad you hissed at him- I don't think I like the sound of that guy much at all. You were brave and now its all over.

Latte

Black Cat said...

You did a good job on that vet Tigmut'hep, I bet he'll think twice about mishandling you if you ever have to see him again instead of your lady vet:) xxx

Tybalt said...

I bet he'll think twice about poking you next time. Good job with the hissing and yowling!

The Furry Kids said...

Good job at the hissing. The V-E-T said that I needed to lose about a pound - which I think is close to .5 kg, right? I think it's rude that they say that. And that guy definitely should have admired your furs. They are lovely.

Love,
Tazo

The Meezers or Billy said...

wait wait wait, making the v-e-t pee himself, i nefur thought of that. I ushually pee on the v-e-t, but making him pee himself too would be AWSOME - Miles

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

I am very proud that you hiss!!
We hiss that the time we should hiss, you did good job~!

Ramses said...

You'z a good buddy Tigs, thanks for making that horrid VET suffer! :) It's just a shame I wasn't loose when he told you, you need to watch your weight or I'z pretty sure I'z could have bitten off .5Kg of stupid Vet hand - which would have taught him not to poke a kitty hard like he did! :( I'z fink d'three of us could have taken him given half a chance! ;)

Mickey's Musings said...

Well!!! He sounds like he needed a good hissing ! Imagine, not saying how lovely you are and how nice your black furs were!!!!
If you ever seehim again,give him a whap!!!!
Purrs

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

Oh you hissed? Good job!
Thank you so for coming to tea today! It was so nice of you. Did you get your paws on enough food?