Thursday, 29 November 2007

Dat VET! :(

I'z gotted to go to d'VET's last night, so I could ride in the car on Dad's lap and save any embarrassing accidents in the PTU. It's only about 1 minute away in d'car, but I'z so hates PTU trips that I always pees and poops in it and then horror of horrors I'z has to have a bath! :(

Anyway I'z gotted to d'VET's with my dignity intact and because I'z a good housemate and furriend to Ramses, I'z opted to go first (and get it over and done with). Anyway d'VET wasn't our usual lady vet, but I letted him touch me... Dat was my first mistake, cause he had big hands and wasn't all careful like where he putted the poky! :( So I'z did what any Mancat would have done in my place and hissed at him... :) Well the silly fing jumped and acted like some silly scaredy sheep! ;) It was funny watching him freak out I'z must say, so when he gaved me my booster shots I yowled so loud I bet he peed himself... :)

So as an act of revenge he tolded Mummy that I should really loose .5Kg, honestly if you'd seen him you'd have tolded him he needed to loose a lot more than .5Kg himself and while he was at it his furs weren't looking in good condition, so maybe he needed to have a bath and some flea treatment before he was given a good long brushing! But just to be on the safe side I'z fink I'z should have been allowed to shove a thermometer up his #13 to make sure he wasn't gettin' sick! ;) It would have maded me feel better to have been able to do that, honest it would, cause not once did he bother to say how lovely I was... :( Just that I needed to loose a bit of weight and would probably need to have my teefs cleaned soon! I'z now feelin' most indignant!

9 comments:

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

I'm glad you hissed at him- I don't think I like the sound of that guy much at all. You were brave and now its all over.

Latte

Black Cat said...

You did a good job on that vet Tigmut'hep, I bet he'll think twice about mishandling you if you ever have to see him again instead of your lady vet:) xxx

Tybalt said...

I bet he'll think twice about poking you next time. Good job with the hissing and yowling!

The Furry Kids said...

Good job at the hissing. The V-E-T said that I needed to lose about a pound - which I think is close to .5 kg, right? I think it's rude that they say that. And that guy definitely should have admired your furs. They are lovely.

Love,
Tazo

The Meezers said...

wait wait wait, making the v-e-t pee himself, i nefur thought of that. I ushually pee on the v-e-t, but making him pee himself too would be AWSOME - Miles

michico*Adan said...

I am very proud that you hiss!!
We hiss that the time we should hiss, you did good job~!

Ramses said...

You'z a good buddy Tigs, thanks for making that horrid VET suffer! :) It's just a shame I wasn't loose when he told you, you need to watch your weight or I'z pretty sure I'z could have bitten off .5Kg of stupid Vet hand - which would have taught him not to poke a kitty hard like he did! :( I'z fink d'three of us could have taken him given half a chance! ;)

Mickey said...

Well!!! He sounds like he needed a good hissing ! Imagine, not saying how lovely you are and how nice your black furs were!!!!
If you ever seehim again,give him a whap!!!!
Purrs

MISS PEACH >(^.^) said...

Oh you hissed? Good job!
Thank you so for coming to tea today! It was so nice of you. Did you get your paws on enough food?