Tigmut'hep Tuesday...

Yes friends it's National Bunny Week and as such I feel it my duty to stuff myself full of all the bunny flavoured food I can get my paws on! I have also been trying to explain to Mummy that I need a pet to help keep my mind off licking my belly bald... I've suggested a bunny as I can think of so many things I could do with a bunny and even if I got fed-up with playing with it, it'd still be very useful and probably very tasty too! ;) Ok, so I can't help myself I'm a little obsessive about bunnies...

Talking of things I'm obsessed with I have a new toy that's totally amazing! :) Honestly I thought d'nip was the only drug for me, with maybe a little Valerian on the side... Oh no honeysuckle too has it's place in my heart, to draw in deep fragrant sniffs of it and to savour them to their fullest extent... Mmmmmm...bliss! :)

Tigmut'hep Tuesday....

Well what can I say, they've shoved me in my onesies for a good part of every day recently and it seems they're all excited over the look and feel of my belly after a week of this... I guess the excitement is over the fact that I've not managed to lick it all bare and pink! It actually seems to be turning black and fuzzy... Purrsonally I'm not quite sure what to make of it, I'd got very used to that bare nakid belly look and just loved the feel of licking away at my belly fluff stubble for hours on end... :( What, oh what to do with all my spare time now?! Mostly I've taken to sleeping or sitting like a statue and not talking or listening to Mummy... Ok so that's not that far different to my normal state! ;) However I have noticed that I've been getting a few more cat treats than I used to get, this is certainly a good up turn in my fate. Now I guess I'll have to work out how to do "cute", even if such a look is pretty alien to me - pursonally I'm far better at demanding and ordering! :)

Why, oh why can't Mummy be totally horrid? If only she was more like Yao-lin's slave, then I could feel fully justified in putting the bitey on her. The thing is she's nice and kind and caring and so I must repress my urge to show her fingers the jaws of death... :S It's not easy being a cat with inner conflicts like this! Now where is Ramses, I feel the need to "bop" someone good and proper and if I try doing that to Isis I'll just get told off again. Apparently it's mancatly to "bop" a pregnant ladycat... Oh bother I think I'll just go and rip up the vet bed again! ;)

Wordness Wednesday...

Tigmut'hep Tuesday...

It has been pointed out to me recently that I'm rather lazy when it comes to blogging, so I'm going to try and rectify this... In fact I'm doing my best to become a better Tigmut'hep in 2009 than I was last year. To this end I'm suffering a great indignity in order to try and break my over grooming habit! Oh yes, I've let them dress me in customized baby underwear... :S At least they got me white and blues ones and not the pink ones that my treacherous Boy suggested, I really would have had to leave him the gift of warm wet furball in the shoe if he had done that to me! Luckily for him Mummy stepped in and saved that small tragedy from happening... So I now have 2 blue and one white onesies that have been tailored to my exact requirements. I think that once Mummy has finished tailoring them all for my needs I may well insist that she customize them more fully with added slogans and the like! ;) Oh and just in case anykitty was wondering it seems I'm an age 3-6 months...

Mummy says if I wear these for a good portion of the day that I will have less opportunity to over groom while leaving me free to run around the house with Ramses and Isis if I so please. Seeing as the only other options were some sort of muzzle that would keep me from my food, or a conehead, I guess that Mummy and Daddy's invention is not so bad... The upside of it is I have a warm belly at last and I must say I do rather like that feeling! Once I've let some of my furs grow back I gather I won't have to wear my cloths as much, as long as I continue to refrain from my grooming habits of 12 hrs a day spent licking my belly pink... I kind of hope it works as I'm sick of Ramses poking fun of my nakid pink undercarriage and Isis asking me when the kittens are due! So paws crossed I can beat this compulsion, even if I can't kick the 'nip habit! ;)

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